Saturday, June 13, 2009
For the second consecutive day, a girl has been born on New York City's mass-transit system, making little Conchita Estrada the fastest human being in history to be born again.
According to a spokesman for New York's Archbishop Edward Egan, the diocese has begun an examination to determine whether the rapid rebirth qualifies as a miracle. "And if it does," the spokesman said, "we will formerly commemorate the event on the subway car where it happened, making that car a vehicle of 'Mass' transit indeed."
For the second consecutive day, a girl has been born on New York City's mass-transit system, making little Conchita Estrada the fastest human being in history to be born again.
According to a spokesman for New York's Archbishop Edward Egan, the diocese has begun an examination to determine whether the rapid rebirth qualifies as a miracle. "And if it does," the spokesman said, "we will formerly commemorate the event on the subway car where it happened, making that car a vehicle of 'Mass' transit indeed."
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