According to police reports, Larry Flynt, the pornography mogul whose paralyzation from the waist down has long been a morsel savored by irony lovers, was rushed "moaning" to an undisclosed Los Angeles hospital earlier today.
The health of the Hustler publisher, however, was apparently not the reason.
"Larry had heard that there were some really hot Candy Stripers working there who were about to turn 18," said a staffer at Flynt's offices, "and he wanted to enlist some of them for our upcoming 'Candy Strippers' issue."
The staffer refused to comment on rumors that Disney and Hustler are at work on an animated film called The Flyntstones in which Betty Rubble appears in the nude.
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